I'm 17 Amy and I'm about to be a husband and a father. I don't want to be a husband or a father.

Ben

Just a reminder, when you marry someone you marry their whole family.

Leo [to Ben]

You didn't do any desert peyote did you?

Jack

Maybe you'll be a doctor! Or lawyer! Or a candlestick maker!

Nora

I love you Adrian. And because I love you I have to say this- I think you should go ahead with the wedding.

Tom

Oh maybe I should call Amy. Maybe she'd be useful for once.

Adrian

Adrian: Thank you husband.
Ben: You're welcome wife.

It felt good, but I felt bad. That ever happen to you? Yeah it never happened to me either.

Jack

Let's put it this way. The first half I was playing offense, the second half I was playing defense and I should've called it off at halftime.

Jack

It's like last weekend just won't ever end. It goes on and on and on.

Amy

If you want me in your apartment and me in your bed, then you need to get a new bed.

Amy

Mom, you're not 15, you can't hide a pregnancy as long as I did.

Amy