You haven't dated a great guy since Jack.

Tom [to Grace]

Grace: You wanna have sex?
Jack: I'll be right over.

I'm not really desperate, I'm just smitten.


You're not entirely harmless unless you're neutered.

Dylan's Dad [to Ben]

I miss Madison.


Nora: Maybe it has nothing to do with you.
Ricky: One would hope.
Nora: Yeah one would hope. But you're an idiot if it has nothing to do with you.

Incarceration has its consequences doesn't it?

Ricky [to Nora]

Look I don't mind suffering because I had a baby when I shouldn't have. But I do mind suffering because you two had a baby when you shouldn't have.


You know maybe it's family dinners that drive kids to drink and do drugs.


I'm that desperate to have one good year of high school.


You know, I've really been thinking, I think my life went downhill after we had sex.

Grace [to Jack]

I know something's going on, I got the phone bill today.


The Secret Life of the American Teenager Season 4 Quotes

I don't think the point is for it to be okay and for us to get over it. It's for us to live with it.


Adrian: Maybe I'll just take the GED like Ashley or something.
Ben: The Good Enough Degree? That's not good enough for my wife.