Sally: Should we cancel this party?
Pete: We can't. We gotta show the world south Texas is a great place to do business.

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Jeannie: You're going to get drunk.
Eli: Oh, honey, if you're about to lay down as much bullshit as I'm about to lay down tonight, you'd get drunk too.

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Is this one of those vaudeville routines or are you working your way up to a question?

Eli

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Sally McCullough, I had no idea it was possible for a wildflower to grow indoors.

Phineas

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• Added: April 08, 2017

Great goddamned way to start a birthday party.

Eli

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