The Umbrella Academy
FridaysThe Umbrella Academy Season 2 Episode 9: "743" Quotes
Recall all personnel from the field. We’re going to war.
Handler
Man: Our little Kennedy problem is solved.
Reginald: He was not to be touched. That was the deal.
Man: Well, he had to go, one way or the other. Pissed off too many people.
The thing about fish, AJ, is they’re no match for a shark.
Handler
Carl: We were just fine till that Russian she-devil showed up.
Sissy: We weren’t fine, Carl. Jesus! Saying a lie over and over doesn’t make it true.
Ben: I’ve been holding on as long as I can in here, but…
Vanya: You shouldn’t have come for me.
Ben: Vanya, I died 17 years ago. All the rest of this, these years with Klaus. It’s all been gravy. At least this time I get to say goodbye.
You aren’t a monster. You’re my sister. And right now, our siblings are risking everything out there trying to save you. You aren’t alone at the table anymore Vanya. You can do this.
Ben
I don’t deserve to live. I killed Pogo. I almost killed Allison. I destroyed the world. I’m a monster.
Vanya
Herb: Are you really going to kill him?
Lila: Of course not, I love him.
Darling, blood is thicker than water. But you can drown in either.
Handler
Handler: Your puppy, your responsibility. Or are you forgetting our little agreement?
Lila: You only let him stay hoping I’d have to kill him. Was this all a test?
Handler: Everything is a test, darling.
Okay, Luther, listen. I know your feeble mind only listens to age and authority, so listen very closely. Yet again, you are experiencing daddy issues, this time with your own brother, which honestly is making me a bit crazy.
OurFive
Luther: I feel bad for him. He’s just a little guy.
OldFive: Everybody’s a little guy to you. You look like King Kong and the Hitler Youth had a baby.
