Tina: What is your plan?
Alex: After I eat these Oreos? Or before?

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You're a mess.

Brett

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• Added: January 12, 2015

You need to know when to fold them. You need to know when to kick them in the nuts.

Alex

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• Added: January 12, 2015

Alex: Why hasn't he texted you back yet?
Tina: He's on a scarab boat. It goes so fast, it doesn't have reception.

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• Added: January 12, 2015