True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOFavorite True Blood Quotes
Shit happens Holly, you clean it up.
Arlene
I don't even believe in that word slut, it shames female sexuality and you know I'm against that 100%.
Holly
Russell: All this talk and killing has made me positively ravenous. Who wants to go out and eat? Steve.
Steve: I could eat.
We don't know how much time we got left, it doesn't seem worth it to spend it with someone you don't love.
Sookie
Okay, so there's a fully stocked fridge with snacks. Sling is over there. Nipple clamps on the bedside table with some erotic oils and handcuffs. Dildos and toys are on the wall.
Violet
This isn't about capture and kill anymore.
Pam
Sam: Sookie, you have no future with a vampire!
Sookie: They don't die. I've got nothing but a future with one
Jason: Hey imagine if someone could read all these?
Sookie: He wrote a bunch of them too.
Tara: Why didn't you tell me you were going out with Sam?
Sookie: Because it just happened and how did you know?
Tara: Arlene. She works fast.
Sookie: All he did was ask me to the DGD tonight and besides it's in a church. And why shouldn't I? He's perfectly nice, he's got a good job, and he's not a vampire! And why, why do I have to justify this to you?
Tara: I'm entitled to know what my girl's up to, aren't I?
Sookie [about Fangtasia]: This feels a little bit like what a vampire bar would look like if it were a ride at Disney World.
Bill: Well, don't get too comfortable. It tends to get more authentic as the night wears on
You want Eric to be your fuckin' spokesperson for your vampire Jenny Craig commercials?
Pam
Jason: You gonna be ok?
Sookie: Kind of strange to find out you were sold to a vampire 300 years ago.
