True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOFavorite True Blood Quotes
We get it. You don't like vampires. Well, I don't like narrow-minded skinny bitches with bad dye jobs.
Jessica
FUCK THE AUTHORITY! The Magister's words, verbatim.
Eric
I'll take a shower now, unless you care to join me.
Bill
Just once I'd like to not find a dead body in my house. Is that asking too much?
Sookie
I don't know how you did things in the 1800s, but keeping a file on the woman you love is... creepy.
Sookie
That's Tara. She's all bark and, well, she bites, too.
Arlene
Maybe you can flirt some sense into that girl cuz logic sure ain't working.
Tara
I haven't enjoyed sex with men since the Eisenhower administration
Sophie-Anne
Jesus and I agreed to see other people, but that don't mean we don't still talk from time to time.
Lafayette
Alcide, stop making that noise. Eric, put up those fangs and do what I say.
Sookie
It may be 10 minutes from now or 10 years, the moment you think you're safe, I promise I will hunt you down and f---in' shred you like confetti.
Pam
Sookie: Are you very afraid?
Godric: No. No. I'm full of joy.
Sookie: But the pain...
Godric: I want to burn.
Sookie: I'm afraid for you. She starts to tear up.
Godric: A human with me at the end, and human tears; 2,000 years and I can still be surprised. In this I see God.
