All this alpha-male posturing. Why don't the two of you just fuck each other and get it over with? I could watch

Sophie-Anne [about Bill and Eric]

I haven't enjoyed sex with men since the Eisenhower administration

Sophie-Anne

Sam: You can't shoot anyone else. These are our friends. This is our town.
Jason: Sometimes you need to destroy something to save it. That's in the Bible... or the Constitution

Sophie-Anne: Maenads are sad, silly things... relics who believe in the God who comes. Bill: Does he ever come?
Sophie-Anne: Of course not. Gods only exist in humans' minds, like money or morality

This has got to be the worst motherfucking intervention in history

Lafayette

Lettie Mae: If only Miss Jeanette was still alive.
Lafayette [about Tara]: She don't need no backwards witch. She needs Thorazine and padded cell

Jesus and I agreed to see other people, but that don't mean we still don't talk time to time

Lafayette [after reciting a prayer]

Bill: Tara, you are safe here. You have to do exactly as I say
Tara: I am not your fucking slave girl
Lafayette: If there ever there was a time to listen to a white man, Tara, this is it

Sookie: Jason, this would be one of those times to use your head.
Jason: Oh, I am. This here is the war I've been training for.

Godric: Do you believe in God?
Sookie: Yes, I do.
Godric: If you're right, how will he punish me?
Sookie: God doesn't punish, he forgives.
Godric: I don't deserve it. But I hope for it.
Sookie: We all do.

Godric: You'll care for him? Eric?
Sookie: I'm not sure - you know how he is.
Godric: I can take the blame for that too.
Sookie: (smiles) Maybe not. Eric's pretty much himself.

Sookie: Are you very afraid?
Godric: No. No. I'm full of joy.
Sookie: But the pain...
Godric: I want to burn.
Sookie: I'm afraid for you. She starts to tear up.
Godric: A human with me at the end, and human tears; 2,000 years and I can still be surprised. In this I see God.

True Blood Season 2 Quotes

I'm tired of charring my ass on your back burner.

Sam

Your bedtime will be 4 a.m., not a minute later... We also recycle in this house.

Bill