True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOTrue Blood Season 5 Quotes
Seriously, three days old and she has an eating disorder. Why me?
Pam
This is who you are now. Top of the chain. No human can hurt you any longer. They're yours to savor.
Pam
You is the angel of death.
Lafayette [to Sookie]
Arlene, these beans is colder than titties in a brass bra.
Lafayette
You know what they say about gentlemen, they don't brag about sloppy seconds.
Bill
The human Bible, it's little better than US Weekly.
Salome
Let me walk the world with you, Mr. Northman, or watch me die.
Pam
Lorena, you procreated. He is protective. How sweet.
Eric
Andy: Jesus, Stackhouse. Have you had sex with every woman in this town?
Jason: I don't know, close, I guess.
And I'm here to tell you, Jesus loves vampires. I mean, anyone who's been dead for three days knows where we're coming from.
Steve Newlin
I've no interest in being the new Packmaster. Or eating the old one.
Alcide
Have you seen Jason's butt? When it's rock hard, you could chip a fang on it.
Jessica
