Sam: She just lost her son.
Luna: She just ate her son.

Eric: The streets can be dangerous at this hour. A lady should really be more careful.
Pam: If I meet a lady, I'll let her know.

We fight like siblings, but we fu-k like champions.

Eric

I'm wearing a Walmart sweatsuit for ya'll. If that's not a demonstration of team spirit I don't know what is.

Pam

Color me impressed, you guys know how to party.

Pam

I am wearing a Walmart sweatshirt for y'all. If that's not a demonstration of team spirit, I don't know what is.

Pam

I'm a gay vampire American and I love you, Jason Stackhouse.

Steve

Pam: She smells.
Sookie: Is that bad?
Pam: Can't imagine it's good.

Fangs are basically like twin hard-ons.

Jason

True Blood Season 5 Quotes

Pam: She smells.
Sookie: Is that bad?
Pam: Can't imagine it's good.

Fangs are basically like twin hard-ons.

Jason