Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12: "A Lungful of Alan" Quotes
Jamie [to Alan]: You can never have this. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!
Charlie: Well, I guess we know why she's still single.
Jake [looking at yearbook pictures]: What was going on with your hair?
Jamie: It's called a Jheri curl.
Alan: It was my Michael Jackson period.
Jake: Who's the tall guy next to you?
Jamie: Oh, uh, that's me, Jake.