Ugly Betty Season 1 Quotes
Amanda: Sure, today I'm the eye candy, but tomorrow I'll be old candy. Old, hard, wrinkly candy covered in lint.
Marc: Are you having a stroke?
Amanda: Maybe, I'm old enough!
I've been de-wenched!
Amanda
Alright Betty, the sooner you tackle that horsey, the sooner I can tackle something in a codpiece.
Christina
Wilhelmina: You think the hat is too much for prison?
Marc: It looked okay when you wore it to visit martha
Wilhelmina: I was trying to detract from that god awful sweater she knitted me
Marc [about Claire]: Why are you going to visit that gangly old booze hound anyway?
Please, this is cake. How many rehabs have I been through? At least here you can score a decent glass of toilet wine.
Claire
Noo don't do it! Barbara didn't cut her nails to play Yentl, did she?
Justin
that was hi...wait for it... larious
Marc
Amanda: promise you won't say anything to anyone?
Marc: I swear on the abs of Marc Wahlberg
Rodrigo: So why wouldn't you want to go to Brazil with me?
Alexis: For one, I have sideburns and a mustache in my passport photo
[listening to jazz...]
Bradford: Alright I tried it and I still hate it
Wilhelmina: You're so white some times
When I was a little girl I hated getting my allergy shot, so I used to grab onto this tree outside my house and wrap my legs around it so tight no one could pull me off. These are thighs of steel!
Betty: Do you think people will want the Royal Feast or the Jester's Banquet?
Christina: I think people just want to get drunk.
