UnREAL
Mondays 10:00 PM on LifetimeUnREAL Season 3 Quotes
Madison, you backstabbing little rodent.You’re fired. I was willing to give you a million chances to help grow the thick skin you need in this business. Because we are a family, a dysfunctional insane asylum, yes, but a family. I don’t keep traitors in my family.
Quinn
Chet: As long as we’re together, there’s nothing we can’t do, Kiddo. I'm breaking up with Crystal.
Quinn: Don’t. I don’t want to go down that road again. You saw my house. That’s my plan for the future.
You’re willing to sacrifice every relationship you have for these things you do for Quinn. What she asks you to do, Rachel, is not what love looks like.You already broke off one dysfunctional relationship when you cut ties with your mother. Now you have a decision to make. Can you do it again, with Quinn?
Dr. Simon
Quinn: I need a class warfare finale. Owen versus Jasper. It’s like Downton Abbey, but with a hot fireman. I’d watch the shit out of that, wouldn’t you?
Jay: Uh huh.
You like this woman, show her. Now take your shirt off and get in there.
Rachel
Why is August still here? Isn’t there a tribe in a jungle somewhere that needs him to show them how to make shoes?
Quinn
Jeremy: You used me again. I killed two people for you.You made me a murderer.
Rachel: I know, I did that to you. I’m so sorry.
Quinn: She’s a contestant, Rachel, come on. This my life, my career. This is all I have. Come on, please.
Rachel: I got you.
Serena: August might be exactly what I need.
Rachel: Quinn really wants it to be Owen.
Serena: Quinn doesn’t care about my life, but I know you do.
Rachel: Screw it. August it is.
Serena: You’re just gonna break ranks? What will you tell Quinn?
Rachel: You’re my girl!
Screw George and screw every other man who wants us to be perfect little princesses who’ve never had their period, or taken a dump, or ever even looked at another man. Everyone is damaged. We are gonna turn this around. Change the conversation.
Quinn
I grew up without a mother. Your mother is a certified psycho, and we’re fine. Most days.
Quinn
Chet: You crossed a line.
Quinn: Suddenly there’s a line?
