Warren: What am I supposed to do? This is my life.
Quinn: I make TV, Warren. Life’s not my problem.
Warren: Maybe it should be, cuz getting mercy slammed by a contestant half your age, that’s just sad.

Quinn: What's on Graham's head?
Graham: They say love is blind, but not with these night vision goggles! Starlight, star bright, first woman I see tonight is… Serena. ...
Night vision goggles: See the love.

Chet: You’re gonna be a tabloid hero!
Quinn: With all that press and our support, you can open a restaurant anywhere.
Guy: Vegas! On the strip! … And I wanna be Bi!

Quinn: Your dad needs real help.
Rachel: I can do it, Quinn. I have to.
Quinn: I know you think if you fix him, you’ll somehow fix yourself, but that's not how it works.

Quinn: Chet! (Knocks his camera down.)
Chet: It’s good drama! Emmy!
Quinn: This is real.This is Rachel.

Rachel: I'd stay away from Jeremy if I were you.
Charlie: I'm sorry, I'm not trying to cause a problem.
Rachel: It's OK, I'm not jealous or anything. I'm just trying to help a sister out.

I have made this network millions of dollars and Gary can't respect me enough to show up for a pitch? Until Gary has time for me, Everlasting is officially shut down. Because there is some shit I will not eat!

Quinn

From now on, the only rules are the rules I make!

Serena

Quinn:So you are going to get off my back for the rest of the season. Then we can start with Passport To Dance and I want four other shows in development.
Gary: Well what am I supposed to say to that?
Quinn: Thank you for the opportunity, Quinn.
Gary: Thank you for the opportunity, Quinn.

I know about the bet. By the way, you lost. I slept with the jockey night one!

Serena

Dr.Simon: Rachel and I have a good relationship. She trusts me.
Jeremy: Oh my god, she got to you too! It’s the Rachel vortex. Many a man have been sucked in by that tiny dark force.
Dr. Simon: I'm just doing my job.
Jeremy: Yup, so was I.

Quinn: You’re a snake Madison. And it's about time you gave me some venom. I'm pretty sure In all the dick sucking you've done, you've uncovered some state secrets that can help save my ass and yours. So what do you got, snake?
Madison: I did steal the password to his email.

UnREAL Season 3 Quotes

Quinn: I need Everlasting to get back up and running so I can rebuild my empire. 
(Rachel won't look at her.) 
Quinn: Fine, you  want me to say it? 
I need you. I miss you.

Jay: Oh my god is that Madison?
Rachel: What happened to the pigtails?
Jay: Did you hear she sold a pilot?
Rachel/Jay: Slut!