Up All Night Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot" Quotes
Chris: Oh my god I'm so hung over.
Reagan: You know whose not hung over? That baby!
You do not want wicked hot sting ring so please dump your cleanse immediately.
Reagan
At a certain age a woman has to choose between her ass and her face.
Ava
Are we dead?
Chris
Let's see what we've got here. This is a, oh classic venison stock! Oh my god babies love this!
Chris
God your beats are so tight after three Jager Bombs.
Chris
Who knows, maybe I'll get the old Nordic Track out.
Chris
Reagan: Stop saying baby in there, like there's a baby hiding in the closet with a knife or something.
Chris: Why are we whispering?
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