Venture Brothers Season 1 Episode 6: "Ghosts of the Sargasso" Quotes

Pirate 1: Oh crap, he's getting his ass kicked, let's go save him!
Pirate 2: You crazy? My sword's made of cardboard

Brock: Focus, Hank! Whatever you do, don't light a cigarette. A good sniper can see a hot cherry for miles.
Hank: Brock, I don't smoke!
Brock: Good. Now's a lousy time to start

Tom, it's your wife, sweetie. You're dead now... it's time to go

Mrs. Tom

Hey, Captain, I've got your key. Hope you're hungry, because I'm going to feed it to you

Brock

Hank? Are you sure it isn't a guy in a rubber mask messing with you?

Dr. Orpheus

Pirate Captain: So where is this 'Brock' guy?
Dean: He's..hiding..and..waiting to save me!...with...guys.
Pirate Captain: You're..not a very good liar, Dean, are ya?
Dean: Mayyyybe!

Dean: Dad is super serious all of a sudden. Do you really think he's in as much danger as he says he is?
Brock: Oh yeah, he's screwed. I give him about an hour before he panics and begs for us to haul him up.
Dr. Venture: Okay guys, I can hear all this!

Brock: After the twist, you'll hear a snap. Then the body goes ragdoll on ya.
Hank: And that will knock him out...even more?
Brock: That'll kill him
Hank: Do I have to?
Brock: Alright fine, crybaby. Just tie him up and, maybe I guess gag him. But at the first sign of trouble I want you to at least break both his knees

Brock: Hank, if there was ever a time in your life I needed you not to be Hank, it's now.
Hank: Uh, sorry, Brock

Pirate Leader: Your insolence will not be tolerated... uh, again. Hey is that guy dead?
Brock: Yeah, probably
Pirate Leader: Oh, c'mon was that necessary? Really!

Oh yeah, I lost my locator, and yes I realize the irony of that

Dr. Venture

I just learned that giant clams don't like the taste of exploding robot legs

Dr. Venture

Venture Brothers Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Dean: You scheme was very clever, very clever indeed, but he's no ghost!
Pirate Captain: Oh ya think genius? What tipped you off - was it the huge zipper, maybe the rubber mask? But you had to kill him anyways. If you'd played by the rules - the ghost pirate rules - and just run away, none of this would be happening! But nooo, you had to go nuts and kill a guy!

Brock: I want you to put your hand around your throat, Hank.
Hank: Uhh...all right.
Brock: That tube you feel is your trachea, think of it as a handle. Your thumb is on your carotid artery, that's your button. Now remember - grab the handle, push the button. Repeat that back.
Hank: Grab the handle, push the [choaks]
Brock: Let go of your own throat, Hank

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