Esteban: Our son will be baptized by a priest in a church
Nancy: Sorry, he's Jewish. Snip, snip. Eat fish. Start saving for law school

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Andy [about Audra]: She likes me
Gale: She's gonna burn in hell for all eternity
Andy: Well I'd rather laugh with the sinners, Gale
Gale: For now...

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Silas [about baby Botwin]: He's kind of cute
Shane: Who cares? He's probably just gonna want to play soccer

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Dean: My rate is five hundred dollars an hour
Doug: Wooo... that better include a rim job

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Pilar: Do you know why I've never had children?
Nancy: Because you'd eat them and children are super fattening?

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