(to club owner) No, go to her. Don't end up dead and alone like I am.

Andy

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• Added: November 07, 2010

(to Dana) Are you as turned on as I am right now.

Doug

• Permalink: Are you as turned on as I am right now.
• Added: November 07, 2010

Why did I never knew Josh was gay? He was a gay baby. Gay baby.

Doug

• Permalink: Why did I never knew Josh was gay? He was a gay baby. Gay baby.
• Added: November 07, 2010

(to the reporter) I really am sorry about your camera. That was mean. I guess you were right about your word cloud.

Nancy

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• Added: November 07, 2010

(to Silas) Want to join? We are stealing Christmas card money from the past.

Shane

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• Added: November 07, 2010

(to Nancy) Who does this!

Reporter

• Permalink: Who does this!
• Added: November 07, 2010

(to the reporter) Deals off.

Nancy

• Permalink: Deals off.
• Added: November 07, 2010

My whole childhood is a lie.

Silas

• Permalink: My whole childhood is a lie.
• Added: November 07, 2010

Lars: So have you talked to your mom?
Silas: If you need her, you can't find her.
Lars: Yeah she was always hard to pin down. Except that one time. Bad joke, sorry.

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• Added: November 07, 2010

(to Andy) Enjoy that cock.

Mortician

• Permalink: Enjoy that c**k.
• Added: November 07, 2010