I liked Audra - but, you'll get over it. Time heals all wounds, well, I guess not all wounds.


Gabe: Christ's love is all the help I need.
Auda: Keep thinking that it's serving you so well.

F - you failed - you get an F.


Nancy: I saved you - how about a thank you.
Audra: How about a fuck you, bitch.

Silas: What's it like?
Shane: What?
Silas: Killing someone. Do you feel different?
Shane: No.
Silas: Do you feel bad?
Shane: No - at least not yet.

Lupita: Are you a killer?
Shane: I don't like labels.

I don't touch nothing - I'm just a curious person.


Silas: You serious?
Shane: Serious as dads heart attack.

She was gonna kill us so I popped the bitch.


I'm not going until everyone is buckled - someone has to be the role model around here.


I work for you - I'm always ready to flea. You should know that.


Nancy: You're underage, thankfully.
Shane: I think I've earned it.
Nancy: You've gone off the deep end.
Shane: Deep end - get it.

Weeds Season 6 Episode 1 Quotes

Nancy: Shane - Don't let go of that stick thing.
Shane: It's called a mallet.

It's cool how the lights change color. Wonder if it's a salt water pool - doesn't sting your eyes like chlorine. Not that that's her problem.