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Nick: Now, all I need is a fucking brilliant, new routine.
Irene: Well, you are the one and only Nick De Noia.
Irene: What happened over there?
Steve: Nothing.
Irene: You are such a bad liar.
Steve: That is not the point.
Irene: Then what is the point?
Steve: The point is you do not do the hiring around here. I do!
Nick: Look, Steve-
Steve: No, you look! I am the boss! This is my club! And you are my employee! You are all my employees. Is that clear? Is that clear?
Nick: I'm sorry, I've had it.
Paul: What? You've had it with what?
Nick: You.
Paul: Excuse me?
Nick: You are bad energy.
Paul: Oh, bad energy. Go fuck yourself, Unicorn Tales. Bad energy.
Steve: The reason I wanted to meet with you was I was hoping to get your thoughts.
Nick: My thoughts?
Steve: On the show. You called it a flaming pile of trash.
Nick: Well, I wouldn't say that.
Steve: That it's trash?
Nick: That it's a show.
Welcome to Chippendales college, where everyone gets that D.
Paul
Paul: Guy wants to give me a fourth of his club right here on the street.
Steve: Please?
Steve [to Paul]. The backgammon. It's not working.
Nick: So, let me get this straight. You steal my best dancer-
Steve: I did not steal anybody.
Nick: Bring her on, or I walk.
Steve: Is that a threat?
Nick: It's a promise.
Denise: Whose idea was this? Who came up with this?
Nick: Let's just say I found a lump of coal and turned it into a diamond.
Irene: One time, I help Lynda Carter find the bathroom.
Steve: Wonder Woman?
Irene: I know, right?
