My lover's name is, God help me, Scooter Polarski.

Rita

You're a frump, and there's nothing wrong with that. But they don't let frumps into the Elysian Park Garden Club.

Mrs. Yost

Rita: What if we did get caught? Would I lose my appeal if I lose Carlo's money?
Scooter: You think your only appeal is your money? Thought a house this size might have some mirrors in it.

Waiter: May I pour madam a glass of wine?
Rita: Are you insane? My husband has just had a stroke. He's at death's door. [pause] Put it in a teacup. [winks]

I started the day convinced I would never laugh again, and then you walked in wearing that frock. Oh, bless you, Alma.

Rita

Scooter: I wish my rich lady friend was nice like you.
Dee: She pas your bills. She doesn't have to be nice.
Scooter: I feel really bad making you dress like that. But if my rich lady friend found out about us...
Dee: It's OK, Scoot. I know the score.
Scooter: Who knows? Maybe I'll kick her to the curb one day, and then you and I will-
Dee: Hey, do me a favor. Don't make promises you'll never keep.

You know, it's funny. We take such good care of our pets. When a dog or cat is ready to die, we help them. I'm very much of the opinion that we should show a human being the same kindness. The disease you have is awful. The end will come surely, cruelly. You have no family, no one to take care of you. I couldn't just stand idly by and do nothing. [he administers a shot] You are an exceptional woman. You need to know that your life had meaning. You brought joy. You were loved, and you will be remembered.

Bertram

I'd be happy every day of my life if I had a group of elegant friends like that.

Alma

Why Women Kill Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

You're a frump, and there's nothing wrong with that. But they don't let frumps into the Elysian Park Garden Club.

Mrs. Yost

My lover's name is, God help me, Scooter Polarski.

Rita