If Scooter is having an affair, it's not with that fat old thing.

Rita

Oh, she's taking you out of my life. Whatever shall I do? Besides cartwheels, I mean.

Rita

Vern: Listen, you don't owe me an explanation. Whatever's goin' on between you and that guy? It's none of my business.
Dee: Why do you think there's a guy?
Vern: Well, for starters, you were in a disguise, and it ain't Halloween.

Dee: OK, yeah. There's a guy. But it's complicated.
Vern: Is it?
Dee: Don't act like you get what's going on. Cause you don't.
Vern: You're right. I don't get why a smart girl like you would let some jerk humiliate her.
Dee: He's not a jerk. He's in a jam, is all. But deep down, he's good people.

Bertram: They're mementos. Things that belonged to friends, patients, people I've met.
Alma: People who are now dead.
Bertram: If they were alive, then I wouldn't need mementos.
Alma: If they're just harmless keepsakes, then why do you hide them in the attic?
Bertram: You're very emotional.
Alma: Of course I'm emotional. I just saw a dead woman.

Alma: Bertram, what happened?
Bertram: She deserved a beautiful death, and I made sure she got one.

Bertram: Can't we talk about this? I'm not going to hurt you.
Alma: I'm not afraid you'll hurt me. I'm afraid you'll help me!

Rita: But you said he was going to live with you in Texas!
Catherine: And when I saw how happy that made you, I knew I made a mistake. And it occurred to me that I could live here, take care of papa, and keep an eye on you, as well.

You were supposed to be one of the good ones. And the worst part is, I have no one to look up to anymore.

Dee

Vern: Maybe I'm dumb, but I'll never understand what you see in him.
Dee: He looks like a movie star! Girls like me never end up with guys who look like him. Yeah, yeah, I put up with a lot, but for an hour twice a week, I own his beauty. During that 60 minutes, I forget about all the guys that I had crushes on, all those jerks, that never gave me the time of day, and I forgive 'em, just a little.

Bertram: Did you tell Dee that I cheated on you?
Alma: I told her that I was upset with you. She assumed that was the reason.
Bertram: You let her believe that?
Alma: What was I supposed to say? "Don't worry, dear. Your father would never touch another woman, except to KILL HER!?"

Why Women Kill Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

Oh, she's taking you out of my life. Whatever shall I do? Besides cartwheels, I mean.

Rita

If Scooter is having an affair, it's not with that fat old thing.

Rita