Candace: Hey, bunny.
Joe: Candace, you're alive!
Candace: Yeah, so, uh, I think we have some unfinished business to talk about.

I really thought you two were endgame. It just shakes the faith.

Annika

Beck: I feel bad for you, Joe.
Joe VO: Was that pity? disgust? empathy? Beck, I am really putting myself out there, Beck. The least you can do is acknowledge that.

Didn't you ask for it? So say you can live like this. Say you thank you. Say anything but the truth. What if you can't love him back.

Beck VO

You have no idea what it takes to love my life. They don't write books about women like me. No one would think too.

Claudia

Ross: Found an item. We're testing it for DNA now.
Joe: Wow. That would be crazy.
Joe VO: I forgot the goddamn jar.
Joe: Well if it's true, I hope you find the guy.
Joe VO: I should've pissed myself.
Joe: Let me know if there is anything I can do.
Ross: Thanks, Joe. You mind calling if you think of anything else?
Joe: Yeah.
Joe VO: And does urine even have DNA?
Joe: Will do.

Joe: You don't understand. I would never hurt someone I love.
Beck: Tell that to Candace you sick fuck!

Joe: Shit. Ron will never hurt or scare you or your mom ever again, and I'm sorry, I'm so sorry you had to see that, but it's over. It's all over now for her, right?
Paco: He's a bad man.
Joe: Yeah, he was.
Paco: Does that mean it was right to kill him?
Joe: Sometimes we do bad things for people, it doesn't mean it's right, it means love is more important.

She ghosted everyone she knew.

Maddie

Joe: Who's Elijah?
Candace: Give me my phone Joe!

Joe: Do you get all of your clients to sleep with you, or did my girlfriend just seem like easy prey?
Elijah: I'm sorry, who is your girlfriend?
Joe: Candace Stone. I saw you in your car. You've been texting her. You've been harassing her non-stop. Do you like pushing girls around?
Joe: What are you talking about, dude? I'm sorry, OK? I had no idea. I thought she was single. Honest to God, man. She never even mentioned you. OK, I'm glad you brought it up. Look, man, she's been on me from the second we met. Sorry to have to tell you that, but you gotta know who you're with. She's the type you just give her a look and just spread wide open. Hey, bitches are going to be bitches, right? What the hell are you going to do?

Beck: I miss this, a routine unless this is something you do with all of your girlfriends.
Joe: All of them. The whole harem.
Beck: How many have their been by the way?
Joe: Girlfriends? Really? Haven't we done this?
Beck: I mean besides Karen you only told me about one, what's her name who went to like Europe. God, what was her name?
Joe VO: You know her name because you heard me calling it last night, didn't you? Now you want to know more, of course, you do, why would I call another woman's name in my sleep?

YOU Season 1 Quotes

A guy needs to protect himself. I had to make sure you're safe, and your name was a glorious place to start. Not a lot of Guinevere Becks. And there you were, every account sent to public. You want to be seen, heard, known, and of course, I obliged.
Born and raised Nantucket Island. A brother Clyde and sister Anya. Your parents really were assholes about the names. Your folks split when you were 12. Your dad dropped out of the picture.
Went to Brown where you majored in Lit. Cool. And minored in douchebags. Eh. And then on to NYC to conquer an MFA, and make your mark presumably. Now you still write, barely. Too busy living out moments you won't remember five years from now. I know this because you post about this life all the goddamn time. Candidly, it's the least appealing thing about you, Beck.

Joe Voiceover

Beck: At the end of the day people really are disappointing, aren't they?
Joe: Sometimes they surprise you.