Love: Our marriage is completely one-sided.
Joe: That is ridiculous.
Love: You made me kill her. In addition to being mother of the fucking year, I had to run fucking interference on one of your fucking patterns! I killed Natalie for fucking you!
Marienne: If Ryan finds out that I was with a married man however innocently he'll use it and I'll never get custody.
Joe Voiceover: You're right, Ryan is a problem but there are always problems in love stories. I'll find a way to fix it for you.
It's OK you can look at it, look at my dick. Welcome to the real party, brother.Cary
Love: Who is she?
Joe: Excuse me?
Love: Who were you thinking about just then?
Joe: Nobody. Just you. It's always you.
Love: Bullshit. I know you, Joe. No matter what I do I'll never be good enough for you.
I put my best friend in a cage. oh my god, I am so grateful for you. I don't know anyone else who would understand. I don't know what I'd do without you.Love
Swinging was supposed to be my marriage's dying gasp, not theirs. How the fuck are these two getting out of this alive?Joe Voiceover
Love: I know you're not Sherry's biggest fan.
Joe voiceover: I'd rather fuck a cactus.
What is it you think you're doing with Love Quinn?Matthew
Cary: If you don't want to fuck yourself, how is someone going to want to fuck you, my man?
Joe voiceover: Oh, of course. Cary is Cary-sexual.
Marienne; You know the worst part about being married is that they actually know you so well that they can just use it for the rest of your life.
Love: I think that' the best sex we ever had.
Joe Voiceover: Yes, it was. The spark our marriage needed doesn't come from swinging. Our love language is violence.
No, I should've known the marriage was over two years in when your father stopped wanting to do anal.Dottie