Joe: Someone needs a burger.
Beck: Or somewhere to put his meat.
Joe: Ugh.
Beck: I'm sorry, that was bad, I meant it sympathetically.

I always had trouble with that kind of thing; the whole good guy versus bad boy bit.

Beck

Beck: Joe?
Joe: Yeah?
Beck: Can you stay?
Joe: I can stay as long as you want.

What could I do? She was never going to let you go.

Joe Voiceover

You're jealous. You're paranoid. You need help!

Candace

Peach: Joe is trash. Joe is nothing. You're my family, I would die for you, would he?
Joe Voiceover: In a heartbeat.

Why is Peach dressing you up like a doll.

Joe Voiceover

Look at that, how dare she invade your privacy like that. Perverse!

Joe Voiceover

My hatred for Peach has practically become sentient.

Joe Voiceover

Beck: It's cold. I think I want to take a bath.
Peach: Oh, use the Master. It has well-placed jets.

Joe: She's in love with you. You know that right?
Beck: I gotta go.

After everything I've been through, Male energy in my healing space isn't optimal.

Peach

YOU Season 1 Quotes

A guy needs to protect himself. I had to make sure you're safe, and your name was a glorious place to start. Not a lot of Guinevere Becks. And there you were, every account sent to public. You want to be seen, heard, known, and of course, I obliged.
Born and raised Nantucket Island. A brother Clyde and sister Anya. Your parents really were assholes about the names. Your folks split when you were 12. Your dad dropped out of the picture.
Went to Brown where you majored in Lit. Cool. And minored in douchebags. Eh. And then on to NYC to conquer an MFA, and make your mark presumably. Now you still write, barely. Too busy living out moments you won't remember five years from now. I know this because you post about this life all the goddamn time. Candidly, it's the least appealing thing about you, Beck.

Joe Voiceover

Beck: At the end of the day people really are disappointing, aren't they?
Joe: Sometimes they surprise you.