Popular Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes
Please don't tell me I have missing teeth!
[on the feast] Oh my god. F*%king Christmas.
He friggin' jumped out of the car like it was on f*%kin' fire.
I'm not a guido. I'm a guidette.
If I had to have sex with one person here, it would probably be him, because I know he's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean.
I'm saving myself for cowboy.
[to JWoww] If you leave, I'm going to stuff your nose with Tampons.
I'm not trashy, unless I drink too much.
The Situation: If you're hungry, try a snickers.
Snooki: Yeah, try me.
[on her one-woman dance party] I was honestly going to put my hat down so I could get money.
I came in with a bang and I'm going out with a bang.
He's a really good guy. That's the kind of guy I need in my life. I think his name is Ron.
