Popular Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes
If you want me to cook and poison everybody and we're gonna be dead in two minutes? Whatever.
A crow comes and it starts quacking at us ... or not quacking, what does a crow do?
I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.
When I see everyone drinking with me it's like Hallelujah, Hallelujah!
I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I don't need the vibrator, we'll see.
Even though we're tiny bitches, I don't give a sh!t ... I will f*%kin' attack you like a squirrel monkey.
Honestly, like who hides in a bush? Only me. I will pee in a bush, I will poop in a bush, I will hide in a bush. I do f*%ked up sh!t, I don't even know what's wrong with me.
This is the first night we're going out to a club. F*%king Rom & Sam are coming out. Shocker. Shocker. So what are they gonna do? They're gonna look at each others eyes and say "I love you, baby," all night? We're in f*%king Seaside, bitch - let's go to f*%king Karma.
Snooki: We still care about this girl.
JWoww: No. No. No.
[to Sammi] Oh my God, bitch. You're such a whore. Why were you like that?
My vagina's out.
Seriously, like, who pees in a bar?
