Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, "Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's pretty cool, but it is your job to make him awesome"

Barney

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Character:
Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 10: "The Pineapple Incident"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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Barney Stinson Quotes, How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 10 Quotes, HIMYM Quotes
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How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 10 Quotes

Barney, you've always taken care of me. You are a gentleman and a scholar. Go into my stable and take my finest stallion. He's yours, his name is Windjammer

Ted

[on his theory, Carl, the bar tender is a vampire]
Marshall: OK, think about this, is there even a single item on the menu that has garlic in it?
Lily: Garlic fries.
Marshall: OK, well, I'll get back to you