COUNSELOR: "Derek says that neither of you brought any assets into the marriage." ADDISON: "I had my trust fund, and a sparkling personality... uh, and a futon couch." DEREK: "Yes, Addison had a very ugly, very heavy futon couch." ADDISON: "Whatever happened to that couch?" DEREK: "We gave it to Mark. She can have him." ADDISON: "I don't want him." DEREK: "Well that's settled. What else?"