The reason I didn't sleep with you... is because I had an orange...

Zack: The reason I didn't sleep with you... is because I had an orange penis.
Billie: Wow, I was imagining how you were going to finish what you're saying, but 'orange penis' is not where I was going


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Billie, Zack
Episode:
Accidentally on Purpose Season 1 Episode 3: "One Night Stand"
Show:
Accidentally on Purpose
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Accidentally on Purpose Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Dude, you do have a toy you can play with. Just take more trips downtown on the alone train. Have an all-by-yourself party! Be a one-man band

Davis [to Zack]

Davis [to Billie's breasts]: And good morning to you. And good morning to you.
Billie: I see you've noticed my recent pregnancy gift from the boob fairy.
Davis: That's such a better job than being the tooth fairy

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