Jack: Tracy's feeling a lot better now. He's under a doctor's care. Conan: That's what they said about Hasselhoff, then he tried to make out with me during a commercial break. Jack: Conan, this is important to me. So, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way. Conan: What's the hard way? Jack: You do a live Christmas Eve special from Kabul every year until the War on Terror is won. Conan: Tell Tracy I'll see him tonight, you Black Irish bastard. Jack: Back at you, red.