You know your problem? Phone cohones! When you're on the phone with her, you've got boulders between your legs. The minute you hang up, you're as smooth as a Ken doll

Berta

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Character:
Berta
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 19: "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
Show:
Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 19 Quotes

Myra: Charlie, I don't want to put any pressure on you, but ...I'm a virgin.
Charlie: You are?
Myra: Man, you've got to stop sleeping with dumb girls. It's rubbing off on you

So, how does this work? Do you get your original testicles back or does my brother give you his?

Myra [to Alan about Herb]