Alan: You stole drugs from your son?
Lyndsay: It's only fair, he stole my youth.


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Alan Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 20: "I Called Him Magoo"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 20 Quotes

Lyndsay: It's like the horse head scene in The Godfather.
Alan: Could be worse. Could be the prom scene from Carrie.

I miss the 80's but you don't see me snorting blow of a DeLorean.

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