Mitchell: The election is in eight fuckin' months, Martha. If you can just keep your mouth shut for eight months, we'll be fine.
Martha: Get another wife if you want a silent one, or marry that portrait I made you that you never thanked me for, by the way.
Mitchell: You wanna know the truth, Martha? There's no conspiracy against you. There's no collusion hiding in the shadows. People just don't like you. That's why we can't fly on Airforce One. All those journalists that you call in the middle of the night? They're not your friends. They just can't take their eyes off a good show.