Archer Season 1

"Dial M for Mother"

The identity of Archer's father is called into question on the season finale of Archer.

"Job Offer"

Archer takes a high paying job from competitor ODIN, while Malory tries to get him back to ISIS.

"The Rock"

When ISIS loses another contract to ODIN, Malory tasks Lana and Archer with stealing a diamond from one of their clients.


Archer and the ISIS crew must protect the maiden voyage of the luxury airship, Excelsior, from a bomb threat.


Archer must rescue Lana from a hairy arms dealer, Skorpio, causing Cyril to become jealous back at base.


When Malory is being blackmailed by a homosexual Cuban agent, she sends Stirling down to Miami to seduce him.

"Killing Utne"

Malory hosts a dinner party to try and win a contract from UN chairman, Torvald Utne (Jeffrey Tambor).

"Diversity Hire"

When ISIS hires Conway Stern (Coby Bell) as a diversity hire, the ladies of ISIS love him, but Lana and Archer suspect there's something more.

"Training Day"

When Malory fears that Lana's attraction to Archer will lead them back together, she tries to turn Lana's current boyfriend, Cyril, into an agent.

"Mole Hunt"

When Malory has ISIS look into Archer's expense account, he attempts to hack into the mainframe to fix his problem in the name of a mole hunt.

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Archer Season 1 Quotes

KGB (Crenshaw): This may be old cliche, but... we have ways of making you talk.
Archer: What, your little go-kart battery?
KGB (Crenshaw): Golf cart.
Archer: Whatever. Would you pick an accent and stick with it?

It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.