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 The eighth season premiere picks up right where season seven left off. The housewives plus Carlos bury Gaby’s evil stepfather and spend the summer trying to keep their secret hidden.
Meanwhile, a new charming neighbor catches Renee’s eye. Tom and Lynette struggle with keeping their separation a secret from their kids while Bree receives a disturbing message.

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Desperate Housewives Season 8 Episode 1 Quotes

Chuck: Don't take this the wrong way, but you could do this professionally.
Bree: Coming from a man who's on a first name basis with half the hookers in Fairview, that's quite a compliment to take, Detective.

We're not criminals. We drive carpool.