Monica cooks a meal for a stoned potential new employer; Chandler gets promoted from temp to supervisor, sparking him to quit; Ross has a date with Celia who will only sleep with him if he talks dirty to her.

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Friends Season 1 Episode 15 Quotes

Chandler: Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn? (He taps the results and reads them) "You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation."
Phoebe: That's so great because you already know how to do that!

Monica: Is it better than the other salmon mousse?
Joey: It's creamier.
Monica: Yeah, well, is that better?
Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, ya know?