Rachel takes their Christmas lights off the balcony, only to fall off and sprain her ankle.  Rachel, who has no insurance, poses as Monica at the hospital.

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Friends Season 1 Episode 17 Quotes

Ursula: Do you want some chicken?
Phoebe: No. No food with a face.
Ursula: You have not changed.

Monica: (On the phone pretending to be Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. Listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...
Rachel: (To their confused dates) Would you excuse me for a second? (Rushing to the kitchen to stop Monica)
Monica: (As Rachel) Remember back in freshman year? Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed!