Tristan and Rory play Romeo & Juliet in the school play, making Dean jealous.  The night of the performance, however, Tristan gets sent to military school.  Meanwhile, Lorelai dates a much younger b-school student.

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Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

Lorelai: Why are you being so mean to me?
Luke: I'm not being mean.
Lorelai: Yes you are. You're being mean.
Luke: Sookie, am I being mean?
Sookie: Well, I wouldn't pay you to put on a red nose and work a birthday party right now.
Luke: Thank God for that.
Lorelai: Why are you so mad at me?
Luke: I just think it's embarrassing.
Lorelai: What is so embarrassing?
Luke: You running around with that kid.
Lorelai: I wasn't running, he's not a kid. We had dinner. You say Chuck E. Cheese, I'll break your nose.
Luke: Hey, I'm not gonna say anything. You go live your life as you please. I got work to do.
(He walks away leaving a confused Lorelai behind)

Rory: So how'd it go?
Lorelai: Well
Rory: Aww.
Lorelai: You know, we talked about all the things we had in common and then the salad came.
Rory: Not a soul mate?
Lorelai: He's never seen Ab Fab.
Rory: Definitely not a soul mate.
Lorelai: Plus, he's outdoorsy. Remember that Meryl Streep movie where she and her family take a rafting trip and then psycho Kevin Bacon forces them to take 'em down the river?
Rory: Yeah.
Lorelai: Okay, that's his dream vacation, minus Kevin Bacon.
Rory: Wow.
Lorelai: Whereas mine is Kevin Bacon, minus the river, so...