Recap

Lorelai accepts Max's proposal; Lane's parents get her a one way ticket to Korea; Dean comes to a Friday night dinner and is questioned about his education and intentions by Richard.

Show:
Gilmore Girls
Season:
Episode Number:
1

Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

Bootsy: (reading a gossipy magazine) So, apparently they shoot a gland from a pig's head into Ivana Trump's rear end twice a month to keep her looking young.
Lorelai: Wow, I hope she's not Kosher.

Emily: ...Rory finished in the top 3 percent!
Lorelai: I know.
Emily: You do? Well, who do you know at Chilton?
Lorelai: Um...Rory. (points at Rory)