"To Have and Withhold"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 2, Molly experiences writer's block and risks losing her big advance.

"The Book of Molly"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 1, Molly returns home after her eight week writing workshop. And she has very exciting news to deliver to her husband.

"Eight is Enough"

Mike isn't thrilled when Molly gets into an 8-week writer's workshop out of state on the season 4 finale of Mike & Molly.

"This Old Peggy"

When Mike investigates why Peggy's bathtub fell through her ceiling, he begins to worry on Mike & Molly.

"Sex, Lies, and Helicopters"

Molly tries to decide whether to tell Mike when she sees Carl sneaking out of Victoria's room on Mike & Molly.

"Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"

Molly gets to meet her literary hero after Mike and Carl pull her over for a D.U.I. on Mike & Molly.

"Mike's Manifold Destiny"

Mike is at a crossroads on this episode. He considers asking Carl for a loan.

"McMillan and Mom"

When Carl finds out his mother is ill, he and Sam head on a road trip to visit on Mike & Molly.

"The Dice Lady Cometh"

Molly hopes to win some extra cash when she and the girls go on a river casino cruise on Mike & Molly.

"Three Girls and an Urn"

Molly finds a new friend but it causes problems with her mother-in-law on Mike & Molly.

Mike & Molly Quotes

Molly: We've got the house all to ourselves. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mike: Order pizza and make prank phone calls?
Molly: Yeah, baby!

I always go to Lethal Weapon. I'm Danny Glover and you're Mel Gibson with a thyroid problem.

Carl [to Mike]