Logan and the Disgusting Brothers - Succession
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Recap

One day until the sale, and Logan wonders why everyone asks how he's feeling.

Roman, Shiv, and Kendall are watching PGN. The programming is awful, and there are no hotties. Kendall wants hardcore international news. Shiv says it sounds like Homework: The Show.

Shiv gets a call that people are conflicting out.

Greg calls Tom. Logan's in. He's on the floor. Terrifyingly moseying. Wearing sunglasses inside, as if Santa Claus was a hitman.

Shiv calls Tom. All the top attorneys are conflicting out. She can't get any divorce attorney because he's supposedly met with all of them? She wants him to deliver a message to Logan. Fuck off and stay out of my life.

Once Waystar is gone, ATN will be home, and Logan will be here all the time. Logan wants to know about Kerry's audition tape to be an anchor. Roman, Shiv, and Kendall watch Kerry with a bit of embarrassment.

Shiv calls Sandy to see if they can circle back.

They've got to go to Connor's wedding rehearsal.

Logan asks Tom to sprinkle a little sugar with an intro for him. They're up 15% year to year, but he wonders if 15 is equal to 40. He wants more from them, and says he'll be here a lot more because he fucking loves it.

Logan pulls the helicopter and won't let the kids get on. Sandy and Stewie also want to meet. Nope. They've moved on.

Hugo and Gerri are laughing when Logan enters the room. Logan is in a state.

Stewie and Sandy are prepared to vote no because they think they can squeeze more from the Swede. They need to weigh going back to the Swede with blowing everything up.

When they arrive at the rehearsal, Willa is coming down the stairs for a drink. Roman wonders if it's over. Willa says everything feels very vivid today. In other words, she's freaking out.

Shiv wonders if they should even go up. She wants to reconsider a lot, but Roman and Kendall head up.

Willa stood up to do her speech and said she can't do this, and left to talk with her friends. Roman says to toss more money at her because it's not alright. Shiv wants to regroup, but Roman is like, damn. Connor looks bad. Shiv really wants to do more talking and says it so. Connor wants to do karaoke, and Roman wants to do anything other than that.

Connor wants to go to a bar with men who work and have blood in their hair.

Logan whines about pizza, but he says it's really about Kerry. Tom blows smoke up his ass for a while but says she'd need quite a bit of time to be finished. She's got a lot to learn. It can be damaging to put talent out there too early. Logan leaves it in Tom's hands. He knows nothing.

They find a regular Joe bar, but Connor doesn't know how to order like a regular Joe. Connor is watching Willa's phone, and Roman goes too far, saying she's on a bigger, younger dick.

Lukas calls Kendall. He's heard a lot about what's going on, and if they push him again, he walks. Kendall takes a moment. Kendall messages Stewie for the comps.

Tom and Greg are watching Kerry's segment again. Tom sees a way through that involves Greg telling Kerry she's not right for it.

When Shiv wants to talk about everything, Roman says let's just fold Connor in. They're hoping to make dad grovel, and then Logan messages Roman. Roman admits he texted dad about his birthday. Shiv wants to see his phone. It's more than one text. Kendall says it's a bit warm, saying take care. Shiv and Kendall feel betrayed.

Shiv says what Logan did with Tom, getting him to talk to every lawyer so she got no one.

Roman says he thinks Lukas might walk. He's serious, and they don't take it seriously. They're going to totally fuck the deal.

Greg pulls Kerry aside to talk about the tape. She doesn't want to talk to him about it, but he gives her a heads up on the down low of what the murmurs are. The conversation doesn't go great. Greg says that the focus group thinks her arms are a little weird and could be fixed in a few years.

Logan knows what the kids are up to, and he thinks they have some juice.

Connor turned in his siblings to Logan, and Logan is on the way. Logan arrives while Connor is singing, and Roman won't answer, so he comes on into the little Karaoke pod. Logan says with those lights; he could have a seizure.

They try to get rid of Kerry, but she stays. Kendall tells Logan to give them a quick New York, New York, and fuck off. Shiv is like, how about The Girl from Ipanema? Logan says he wishes the kids were at his party. Logan says if they vote yes, he'll do ATN, they'll do Pierce, and it will reset the family.

Barbs are traded, and Roman says what fucked it all was with mom in Italy. Logan makes a terrible attempt at an apology, and Kendall calls him on his treatment of Connor, his mother, and Roman. Shiv calls him out on his advice to Tom.

Logan says Mattson will walk if they bring him up, and Shiv says he's a human gaslight. Just because he says it doesn't mean it's real. Logan says he just wants to get them together on this. It's a good deal, but good deals have a habit of falling apart when people like Mattson get pissed off or snubbed.

Shiv doesn't buy it and asks him to ask Mattson for more money. It's her gut, and it's all she's got to go on. Logan tells them they're fucking dopes. They're not serious figures. He loves them, but they are not serious people.

The meeting's off, Logan says. He needs to see Mattson. He says who will be in the meeting.

Connor leaves after announcing that he doesn't need love. The drive home is somber for them all, but when Connor gets home, Willa is in bed.

Roman heads to Logan's place. Logan laughs. He knows what they're like. Logan wants Roman to go with him to see Mattson tomorrow.

Logan needs a ruthless fuck who will do whatever it takes to bring ATN up when he gets rid of Cyd. He doesn't just want Roman at ATN. He needs him.

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Succession
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Succession Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

A show about politics called Outside Baseball. How fuckin' confusing is that?

Kendall

So many old. Where are the hotties?

Roman