Gerri: Would you please put your footwear on? For this to work, we need, you know, boundaries.
Roman: What? I can't take my footwear off?

Kendall: Nice speeches.
Logan: Yeah, well, you'll say anything to get fucked on a date, won't ya? Ya know, Greg is with me now. Did he tell ya? Huh? You're on your own now, son.
Kendall: We'll see. Retire now, effective immediately, and maybe I got easy, row back.
Logan: You'd scuttle the fleet in a month.
Kendall: Dad, you're the silverback, but I put you in the ground that day, and you don't get to come back. You understand?
Logan: You know something, son? I'd sooner get fucked by a spic in the shower block than see you have it. Yep. And I've got the raisin under my thumb, I've got the family, I've got little Greggy! I've got the fuckin' tattoo man in the tank. You're high and dry. Face it, son. You lost.

Greg: I have, like, this, I have, like, this stupid worry that I will go over and there will be like goons and stooges and roughjacks there to administer a beating.
Kendall: Well, honestly, he'll try to turn you against me, right?
Greg: Yeah.
Kendall: And that's fine.
Greg: Mm-hmm.
Kendall: Because you're not going to turn against me.

You know they're calling me Terminal Tom down on seven because I've got cancer of the career?

Tom

Logan: Karl's not happy with your level of input.
Shiv: Oh. OK. Well, fuck him, right?
Logan: I don't need another toothache.
Shiv: Well, you OKed me to go in there and kick some ass, and I barely...
Logan: I gave you a destination. I can't walk you there, OK?
Shiv: OK, but dad, if you give in to Karl, then everyone starts to carve me out. There's a line, dad.
Logan: Nothing is a line. Everything, everywhere is always moving. Forever. Get used to it.

Logan: It'll be OK. It'll be OK because he's a good kid.
Josh: He's a good kid?
Logan: Yeah, he's a good kid.
Josh: OK.
Logan: Yeah, he did what he thought was best. I think he went too far, but he's a good kid.
Josh: Yeah?
Logan: He's a good kid, and I love him. There'll be a big number; he'll mewl and cry, and, I mean, I'll get it. It will all be OK, and maybe, it'll be him one day. It's in his blood. He learned it all from me. And maybe, maybe he's the best one of all of them. So, yeah. It'll be OK.

Shiv Fuckin' Roy.

Nate

Hey, dad. How's your headspace?

Roman

I just hope our acting CEO isn't getting too fucking acting.

Logan

I like you, and I have got no beef with you, Tom. Another life is possible, brother.

Kendall

Roman: Alright. Yeah, fine. Fuck you. I'll go out and say I love dad. Why not? I do, so yeah [double flashes the finger].
Shiv: Oh, look at you. Cutest cheerleader in the high school. Is it true you let the track team finger-bang you for lunch money?
Roman: Stop projecting your memories on me.

Connor: You know, Pop's looking for you two.
Shiv: Yeah, we're here on his behalf.
Connor: Oh, sure thing, honey. Me too. All about dad. That's why we're all here.

Succession Quotes

Tom: You told me. You told me you wanted an opening relationship on our fucking wedding night.
Shiv: This. Oh. So you've been stewing on that?
Tom: Why yes, I have been stewing on it. I'm not a hippy, Shiv. I don't want to stuff a dildo up my, I don't want to do threesomes!
Shiv: OK!
Tom: On our WEDDING NIGHT? Bang! Shanghaied into an open-borders free-fuck trade deal.
Shiv: It was just an idea.
Tom: Well, that's, that's a biggie just to throw in at the altar. You know? I do, I do, but I do maybe also demand to gobble the odd side dick.
Shiv: Gobble the odd side dick.
Tom: I don't think it was cool what you did. I just, you know, I think a lot of the time, if I think about it, I think a lot of the time, I'm really pretty unhappy.
Shiv: What are you saying?
Tom: I don't know. I love you, I do. I just, uh, I wonder if, I wonder if the sad I'd be without you would be less than the sad I get from being with you.

Logan: Karl's not happy with your level of input.
Shiv: Oh. OK. Well, fuck him, right?
Logan: I don't need another toothache.
Shiv: Well, you OKed me to go in there and kick some ass, and I barely...
Logan: I gave you a destination. I can't walk you there, OK?
Shiv: OK, but dad, if you give in to Karl, then everyone starts to carve me out. There's a line, dad.
Logan: Nothing is a line. Everything, everywhere is always moving. Forever. Get used to it.