Rebecca Searches for Meaning - Ted Lasso
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Rebecca is at the cafe and asks the waitress to bin the green matchbook. She bumps into her ex and is taken aback when his fiance says "shite in nighting armor."

She leaves and then jumps to the being a mother part of her psychic's story and goes to check if she can get pregnant.

She learns she can't and is back to square one, thinking about what all of this means.

Meanwhile, Keeley is struggling with Shandy, who is trying to outmaneuver her every step of the way.

Jack tells her that she has to fire Shandy because she's becoming a liability. This does not sit well with Keeley but she knows she has to do it.

Shandy has the audacity to say that she's taking the staff and no one goes with her, despite her wild offers.

Shandy later sends a lamb to the office and it brings Keeley and Jack closer together. They enjoy a night of passion.

Nate goes on a mission to get a date with Anastasia but he's left red-faced when she left the date and Jade takes pity on him.

Zava retires from football as the team continues to flatline, leaving an opening for Jamie to return to his former glory.

Ted heard about a bullying incident involving his son, and set out to get answers, but he was surprised to learn his son was the bully.

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Ted Lasso
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Ted Lasso Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

Rebecca: John Wingsnight. What a lovely surprise.
John: Hello. Oh, uh, this is Jessica Darling.
Rebecca: Jessica, darling, Rebecca Welton. It's so lovely to meet you.
Jessica: Oh, hi. Likewise. Hello, there.
John: We actually went out on a few dates. And then Rebecca dumped me out of nowhere. In this exact coffee shop. Not that I come here all the time, hoping to run into you. 'Cause I don't.
Jessica: Okay. Well, may I say, Rebecca, thank you. We're engaged. Ring-a-ding-ding. Wedding calling.
Rebecca: Engaged. Congratulations. That's... Wow. How... did...it happen?
John: Oh, we matched on the apps, uh, six months ago. Not Bantr. Couldn't use that. It felt a bit weird since, uh... Yeah. And in a sea of anythings, I went fishing and caught myself a soul mate.
Rebecca: Oh.
John: Took her to see Hamilton on our first date. Amazing. And then defended my honor.
Rebecca: Oh, God.
Jessica: Yeah. Get this. It's intermission. We're standing in line to buy the CD of the soundtrack, 'cause I refuse to stream music. And guess who's standing in front of us. Sir Anthony Hopkins. Can you imagine?
Rebecca: Nope.
John: Jessica politely taps him on the shoulder and asks if he'll film a little video for Jessica's father as Hannibal Lecter, you know. And he said no. Yeah. So I grabbed that rapscallion by the collar, and I said, "Hey, we didn't ask you to be famous." And took a quick ussie of the three of us and emailed it to her... her dad's nurse. Made his day.
Jessica: My shite in nining armor.
Rebecca: What? I just... What did you say?
John: You jumbled your words there a bit.
Rebecca: What did you... You just said, "shite in nining armor"?
Jessica: Yeah. I... I meant to say "knight in shining armor." I just... One of me brain farts.
John: Quite rare for her. She's actually very smart. Went to Oxford for a bit.
Rebecca: Wait, n-no, you said, "shite in nining armor." You actually said those specific words.
Jessica: I did.

Jack: You are so passionate, but I have to let you go. I'm sorry, but I know someone as brilliant as you will land on their feet.
Keeley: What did I do?
Jack: No, no, no, no. Keeley, sorry. That's what you say when you fire Shandy. Keeley: Oh, my God.
Jack: Sorry. It's called a compliment sandwich. You give someone bad news, but to soften the blow, you slap it between two delicious slices of compliments. Keeley: Oh. But I can't fire Shandy. She'll hate me. And she really thinks she's killing it.
Jack: Oh, I am sure she does. The worst people often think they're the best. My dad calls it "talent dysmorphia."
Keeley: That's good.