Recap

Red gives Eric 40 bucks to get a Christmas tree, so he and the guys cut a tree off the side of the road and keep the money. At the party, Laurie spikes the punch and all of Jackie's friends like Fez. Red has to work on Christmas Eve and when he gets home, cops show up for the illegal tree. Hyde has a thing for Donna.

Show:
That 70's Show
Season:
Episode Number:
12

That 70's Show Season 1 Episode 12 Quotes

Hyde: Look, Jackie, I know this girl, right, and I want to get her a Christmas present.
Jackie: Oh my god, it's Donna!
Hyde: It's not Donna.
Jackie: Okay, it's not Donna. So, how much do you have to spend?
Hyde: Six dollars.
Jackie: You don't deserve a girl like Donna for six dollars!
Hyde: I'm not trying to get Donna!
Jackie: Good, 'cause you won't for six dollars.

Hyde: Mrs. Pinciotti? Look, I was thinking about getting a present for... this girl. And, um, you know, she's about Donna's age, so I was kind of wondering what Donna likes?
Midge: Perfume. Donna wears White Shoulders. It's not just for shoulders; you can wear it anywhere!
Hyde: Really.
Midge: Sure! Like your neck... or the mall.