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Hilary Swank is hot. Or is she? What a raging, intense debate. And the focal point of The Office this week.

Angela is completely ostracized. When she tries to object the first time by declaring she won't vote, Jim dismisses her with a curt "Nobody cares," and no one else even flinches.

As for the Michael-and-Dwight story that gave the episode its name, they embark on a reconnaissance trip to Prince Family Paper, which has a stranglehold on a piece of territory not far from Scranton.

Michael despairs over possibly damaging a perfectly nice family's business and Dwight employs Lord of the Rings analogies to urge him to go for the throat.

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The Office Season 5 Episode 12 Quotes

I guess this is what they call a bittersweet moment. It is bitter because I slightly destroyed a wonderful little family. But sweet because David Wallace thought I did a good job. That's what I hate bittersweet chocolate. I don't even... what's the point of that? Why not just sweet? Who are you helping?


In nature, there is something called a food chain; it's where the shark eats a little shark. And the little shark eats a littler shark. And so on and so on. Until you get down to the single cell shark. So now replace sharks with paper companies and that is all you need to know about business.