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Episode Details

Charlie has to come up with a way to keep his girlfriend's four year old entertained; Alan becomes a test subject.

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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 5 Quotes

Alan: Money doesn't just fall from the sky.
Charlie: Obviously you've never been sitting ringside when a pole dancer hangs upside down.

God takes care of drunks and fools, and C. Roscoe Harper is both.