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Ryan notices that Anne wants to move out, so he thinks about getting a job. He doesn’t want to be forced into another job that he doesn’t like so he figures out why she wants to move out.  When he realizes it’s just that she needs to dog sit, he tells her to bring the dog to the house.


Anne’s dog Phyllis is in heat, which excites Wilfred to no end.  He falls in love immediately, which Ryan thinks is trouble because Phyllis is for breeding.  Wilfy thinks that is sick, because humans don’t breed with their own family.

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Wilfred Season 3 Episode 11 Quotes

Wilfred: Fine, then I suppose I'll have to resort to more drastic measures.
Ryan: Wait, What're you gonna do?
Wilfred: I'm gonna get my squeaky ball and leave it on the living room floor, where Phil can see it. Then when our little friend goes to play with it I'll simply snatch.....it....back.

So, just when I finally neutralize the Jellybeans threat, you invite this bulldog to come and live with us? There's only so much dog poon to go around. And you know this Phil guy's gonna be creeping up on the neighborhood glory hole. That shit is locals only! It's like, Go back to the Val, kook!