Junior: A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "why?" Doctor said, "you have a cataract." Chinaman says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental." (short pause) You don't get it? Bobby: I get it. He drives a Lincoln Continental. What?
Christopher: Let that one (points to Sandra Bernhard) call that one (points to Janeane Garofalo) "buchiach." Janeane Garofalo: That sounds more interesting. Director: Uh, buch- what? Christopher: Buchiach. (motions to Sandra) If she's from Brooklyn... Janeane Garofalo: That sounds okay. Jon Favreau: Okay, let's roll. What does it mean? Christopher: Cunt. Jon Favreau: Cunt-I like that.