Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest XIII

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It's a new beginning here at the Insider. At least it feels like one, with this week's Caption Contest featuring a healthy dose of MerDer love... and sarcasm, pity, STDs and more, according to your caption submissions.

It was a tough call, but our staff has come to a consensus and named Justin the winner. We were ultimately swayed by this utterly bizarre effort, but we have to give Lynette, Lauren and Sherry honorable mentions for their passion (and sappiness). Please see below the pic for the winning response, and scroll down the page to read the full list of entries. Don't forget to take part in our next contest!

Caption Contest: 13

Derek: You know it is difficult for me with my wife. Since Addison got here she has slept with the Chief, Alex, my vet and gave Denny an erotic massage. The only reason she went into gynecology was to help control her nymphomaniacal tendencies with the opposite sex!
Meredith: Pick Me! Love Me! Am I sounding a bit needy now??
Derek: Ummmmm, let me think about it.

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mer: ...AND NOW YOUR TOUCHING ME. STOP TOUCHING ME! der: i'm not touching you. i'm NOT touching you. mer: you are touching me. and you FEEL me. and finn has plans!...

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DEREK: But you have to come back to me. My life is so pitiful. I'm married to this gorgeous redhead that I can't trust and I get to string you along, too... isn't that just tragic. MEREDITH: Seriously? Seriously! You want to play the pitiful life game? Because I'm pretty sure I'll win.

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"Meredith, please, can you tell me what that is that you are looking at?"

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Derek: Meredith, I love you! Meredith: Seriously! You've got to be kidding me, you're McMarried!!!!

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Derek: So...what are you thinking about?
Mer: *sighs*Just looking at the scenery Derek, how about you?
Derek:Hmm.... same here.
Mer: Seriously, are you hitting on me?
Derek:Yep, gotta problem with that?
Mer: Besides the fact that you're married...nope, no problem.

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Oh Meredith, your moisturizer is fantastic!

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Derek: I love you, Meredith.
Meredith: Shut up!

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der: Wow! your arm muscles are so toned! How did you you get it?
Mer: I got prepared to do this! (kapow!)
Der: Thank you for the black eye.

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Der: Meredith, please look at me. I love you so much and I really never meant to hurt you. I know I was a jerk, choosing her over you. But now I realize that I need you. I need you mer.
Mer: Oh Derek, I love you more than words can say, being away from you is torture, and I just cant do it anymore! I forgive you Derek, even though I should hate you for what you did to me, I cant lose you.

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

When we say things like "people don't change" it drives scientist crazy because change is literally the only constant in all of science. Energy. Matter. It's always changing, morphing, merging, growing, dying. It's the way people try not to change that's unnatural. The way we cling to what things were instead of letting things be what they are. The way we cling to old memories instead of forming new ones. The way we insist on believing despite every scientific indication that anything in this lifetime is permanent. Change is constant. How we experience change that's up to us. It can feel like death or it can feel like a second chance at life. If we open our fingers, loosen our grips, go with it, it can feel like pure adrenaline. Like at any moment we can have another chance at life. Like at any moment, we can be born all over again.

Meredith

Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.